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Victoria’s Secret

On dates 1, 2, and 3, I chose to wear, something incredible, so he’d want to stare. On dates 4, 5, and 6, I chose to accentuate, certain womanly parts, to ensure the next date. It’s been many months, and … Continue reading

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Earth, Wind & Desire

I am unable to write, not a good sign, especially at this, particular moment in time. I’ve been scribbling down rhymes, hating each one more than the next, considered going Carrie Bradshaw on your asses, and start blogging about sex… … Continue reading

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