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Victoria’s Secret

On dates 1, 2, and 3, I chose to wear, something incredible, so he’d want to stare. On dates 4, 5, and 6, I chose to accentuate, certain womanly parts, to ensure the next date. It’s been many months, and … Continue reading

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More Than Words

You fell asleep, and I could feel the poem forming in my brain, the words trying to find their place, but I didn’t grab my notebook, I didn’t want to wake you, so I tried to stay awake, because I … Continue reading

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